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The Ballad of Herve Villechaize

If you didn't already know, Herve Villechaize was the midget who played Tattoo on Fantasy Island. He was a very intersting guy - he quit his meal ticket over a salary dispute, he dated models (and beat them), and he commited suicide by shooting himself in the chest. Oh, and he had a spastic colon. For more info on the little guy, check out his bio at findadeath.com.

Anyway, The Ugly Ones have given the world a new musical treasure - The Ballad of Herve Villechaize. You can download the song below, then scroll down to read along with the lyrics.

The Ballad of Herve Villechaize - mp3 format



The Ballad of Herve Villechaize
Words and Music by Ryan Dunn

It never bothered me
That I was born so small
When I stand next to Ricardo
When he's wearing his white suit
With his finger in my rectum
I feel at least four feet tall
Oh, De Plane

I sometimes flex my muscles
When things get out of hand
My women, they don't know
Just how low I can go
My spastic colon loves you
And will tell you all you need to know
Oh, De Plane

My colon says "good day"
I'm Herve
De Plane, De Plane, De Plane, De Plane
Boss, De Plane!

I'm a lover, not a fighter
And I like my women tall
But sometimes my women
They may get out of line
Then I have to bash their teeth in
And spank them from behind
Oh, De Plane

I'll make her pay
I'm Herve
De Plane, De Plane, De Plane, De Plane
De Plane Boss, De Plane!

I need more money! I'm Tattoo!
"I'm Sorry, Mr. Villachaize, we don't have any more money to pay you with..."
Fine you bitches, I'm out of here, and I crapped in my white suit! Fuck You!!!


I like to play with guns
My collection is quite large
Empty spaces in my rack
Are from guns I sold for crack
My spastic colon's weeping
My ulcer's bleeding, I need smack
Oh, De Plane

Hasta la vist-a
Goodbye cruel world!
De Plane, De Plane, De Plane, De Plane
De Plane Boss, De Plane!



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